“Did Sam tell you his latest joke? 🤣💩” “What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away 💩🤣🤣”
“Don’t go into the basement bathroom 💩💩” “Not feeling the best today 💩🤮”
“It’s not exactly what I pictured 😐💩” “I can’t say it looks amazing 💩 but it’s not terrible! 😁”
“You’re such a 💩” “Nice hairdo 😂💩”
“You’re going to do great 👍💩” “Sending good vibes your way this morning 💖💩”
“What would you do if I licked my shoe? 🤪💩” “The 💩 looks more like chocolate ice cream to me 😋”
“Can you believe this 💩??” “Oh 💩!” “Gotta 💩 brb”
“FYI I’m calling in sick 🤒💩” “It hasn’t been the best day 💩”
“That’s not the best idea bro 💩” “Can’t say that’s a smart move 💩🙃”
“You’re such an idiot sometimes 💩😂” “You’re the biggest 💩 I know. But I love you for it ❤️”
