“I’m writing my thesis on the training methods of ninjas in the late 16th century 🥷” “The ninja exhibit at the history museum is so cool! 🥷”
“I’m thinking about making a Ninja Turtle mask for Halloween 🥷🐢” “I still play Mark of the Ninja sometimes when I get bored 🥷 🎮”
“I’ll be gone before they even notice 🥷💨” “Don’t tell anyone that I’m coming to Jen’s party. It’s a surprise! 🎉🥷”
“I’ll have those numbers crunched by tomorrow. I’m a spreadsheet ninja! 🥷” OR “I’ll have those numbers crunched by tomorrow. I’m a spreadsheet pro! ✅” “I love baking, I’m a pie ninja 🥷” OR“I love baking, I’m a pie whiz ✨🥧”
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“They’re not great movies, but I just have a soft spot for the American Ninja series lol 🥷” “When I was a kid I wanted to be a ninja so bad! 🥷⚔️ Turns out I’m more suited for data entry 🤷🏼♀️”
“I’ve got something important to tell you, but it’s a secret 🥷🤫” “Can I trust you not to tell Dean that I know he likes me? Promise!? 🥷🥺”
“My parents won’t let me go to the Carly Rae Jepson concert…guess I’ll have to sneak out! 🥷🏠” “I can’t believe I got pickpocketed! I didn’t even see the person that did it 🥷😧”
Them: “Do you want to watch Ninja Batman tonight? 🥷🦇?”You: “. . . I had no idea that was a thing 😮” Them: “There’s a cool Japanese exhibit at the museum with authentic ninja uniforms. I’ve always wanted to learn how to make a ninja costume! 🥷”You: “LET’S 👏🏽 GO 👏🏽”
Them: “This is top secret, OK? 🥷”You: “Gotcha 👍” Them: “If anyone asks, I was never here 🥷”You: “Never where? 😉”
🥷💨 = “I’m sneaking out of here” 🥷😉 = “I was never here, if you know what I mean” 🥷🤫 = “Don’t tell anyone” or “It’s a secret” 🥷🏢 = “I’m sneaking away from work early” 🥷👻 = “You can’t catch me, I’m going ghost mode”
