“Was going to text you last night, but thought it would be more fun to make you wait 😏🐒” “You’re not ready for my outfit tomorrow night 🐒” “Guess who just broke curfew 😌🐒”
“My niece threw a temper tantrum when I asked her to eat her vegetables 🙄🐒” “NGL dude, that’s pretty immature of you 😝🐒”
“This video is absolutely crazy 😂🐒” “Look at these cute babies 🥺🐒”
“Self-care is passing out on the floor of your living room 🐵” “Yes, I am spending my Saturday watching bargain bin movies. Yes, I am enjoying myself 🐵”
“Guess who just got Monday off from work 🐵😤” “I got absolutely no sleep last night but it was completely worth it 🐵”
“A waiter at this restaurant totally wiped out and dropped like 3 orders of food 🐵😱” “Accidentally gave the wrong name to the coffee barista 🐵😬”
“Welp. Nothing like a little NSFW content to wake you up first thing in the morning lol 🙈” “The professor just called me out for getting the highest exam score in the class 🙈”
“I really really wish I hadn’t heard that 🙉🙉” “No worries, man. I know nothing LOL 🙉”
“Accidentally used my sister’s toothbrush 🙊” “You’ve gotta be joking 🙊🙊🙊” “Your secret is safe with me! 🙊” “I’m just going to keep my opinion to myself, if you don’t don’t mind 🙊🤐”
“Totally schooled my nephew at Candy Land last night 🐵” “Who says you have to wait until April Fool’s day to pull pranks? 🐒”
“I knew scrolling Twitter at 3 AM was a bad idea 🙈” “I can’t believe they announced my birthday in front of everyone 🙈” “Guess who just genuinely just slipped on a banana peel in public 🙈🍌”
“Note to self: never walk into someone’s bedroom without knocking first. 🙉” “Some things in life you just can’t unhear 🙉🙉” “Why are you telling me this?? 🙉🙉”
Them: “Lia just asked me out this morning…”You: “No way!! 🙊🙊🙊” “Accidentally poured orange juice into my cereal this morning 🙊🍊” “I can’t believe this!! 😲🙊” “My lips are sealed! 🙊🤐”
Them: “Guess who finally got Dan’s phone number 🐒”You: “It only took you 3 years 😂” Them: “Accidentally called my neighbor ‘mom’ 🙊”You: “Guess you have to send her a mother’s day card now 🤔” Them: “Went to take a shower this morning and almost walked in on my roommate and her BF 🙈”You: “TMI dude 🤢😂”
