The 🍤, 👍, and 💅 were other popular middle finger alternatives.
“My baby cactus is all grown up!! 🌵😭” “Was not expecting to see this on my drive into work… 🌵🤔” “Kinda wish I could be a cactus tbh. They get to lie in the sun all day without ever getting dehydrated 🌵😂”
“Can’t beat this view! 🏜🌄🌵” “Been driving through the desert for the past 40 miles… are we there yet?! 🌵🚗🥱”
“In AZ and loving it!! 🌵🏜” “Absolutely in love with the #turquoisejewelry I found on my #southwest roadtrip 🔷🌵”
Them: Happy 30th birthday! I saw an ad for some open space at a retirement home—should I send it your way?”You: “Screw you 😂🌵”
“I love your succulent!! Where did you get it?” “Your cactus looks so cool 😍 I kinda want to get one myself, but I’m scared of pricking myself 😂” “Loving your trip pics!! Tell me all about it when you get home 💛”
Them: “Very funny 😝🌵”You: “You know you love me 😉” Partner: “Ready for tonight? 🌵”You: I know things are getting serious when you break out the cactus emoji 😉”
