“Wow, what an epic Twitter feud. 🐦💥 I can’t look away. 👀” “This is the stupidest Internet argument in existence. 👀🍿 I’m loving every second of it. ” “My friends are in a heated debate about the hottest actor in the MCU. 👀 The hills people are willing to die on, lol. ⛰️”

“My ex works the morning shift at my favorite cafe now. 👀 Awkward. ” “Stuck in the elevator with my least favorite resident. 👀 Oh joy. ” “In a poetry workshop, and I’m pretty sure everyone is about to tear me to shreds. 👀 🔪📝”

“So…I sent that a week ago. 👀 What’re your thoughts?” “👀 Did I say something wrong? Maybe I should rephrase that…” “Just so you know…I can see your ‘read’ receipts…👀”

“Whoa, I’m at the club and just saw Skylar. 👀 He looks different outside of class. 🥵” “Do you model? 👀 You should. ” “A girl in the tallest platform boots just walked by. 👀 I live for that gothy vibe. 🖤”

“Can you please go to the party with me? 🥺 I’ll feel out of place without you. ” “We are not doing takeout again! ❌ 🥡 Can we cook something from scratch tonight? 🥺” “Hop on Steam? 🥺 I can’t do this raid without you! 🖥️ ⚔️”

“I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. 🥺 It was just a joke. I love your Tumblr…. it isn’t emo. ” “There’s a massive thunderstorm, so my flight was canceled. 🥺 There goes my spring break. ⛈️” “The world feels so chaotic right now. 🌎🔥 I hope that changes soon. 🥺”

“I know baby rhinos are super dangerous, but look at this one take its first steps! 🦏 🥺” “Penguins are too precious. 🐧🥺 We must protect them at all costs!” “OMG, this vid of Kid President! 🥺 What a blast from the past. He’s still right about everything! 🙌”

“You have a special power over me. 🥺 Are you sure you’re not a super heroine? 🦸🏾‍♀️” “Want to go to the movies? 🥺 I need someone to cuddle with during this horror flick. ” “Even after all these years, I’m still thankful you’re my partner. 🥺 I must’ve been awesome in a past life. ✨”

🥺👉👈 = “shy around a crush” 😳 = “blushing around a crush” 🥺😭 = “I can’t hold back my tears any longer” 👁👄👁 = “it is what it is,” “that’s weird, but okay” 👀🍿 = “time to grab the popcorn” 🐸☕ = “but that’s none of my business,” “sipping the tea” ❌💼😈 = “it’s not my business but I’m still butting in” 😛🍰 = “that’s really sweet!” O. O, O_O = “OMG!”