Psych! More like “yay.”
This is only, like, the most significantest day of the 2008 presidential primary season to date, with a total of forty-three nominating contests in 24 states following arcane, inscrutable rules to allocate 3,156 delegates.
Are you ready for some politics?
We here at Stumper headquarters sure are. Or at least we will be after we finish the dueling cups of coffee on our desk. We’ll be manning the ol’ mouse-and-keyboard for the rest of the day, bringing you quick news updates, dispatches from NEWSWEEK reporters nationwide and, as always, original Stumper content.
Stay tuned for more. And thanks for reading, Andrew