1. A hacker stealing my credit-card number.

  2. Someone spying on my private e-mail.

  3. A hacker wrecking my business interests.

  4. A nasty computer virus.

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If you talked like John Rocker, what would happen to your job? (1,758 responses)

41% I would be fired.

12% Suspended, maybe, but I wouldn’t lose my job.

21% No punishment, but I’d be ostracized by my co-workers.

26% Nothing at all.